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Videogum: 10 'Womanizer' Goofs
Posted under Featured, Music on October 27, 2008
By Gabe Delahaye, Videogum.com
10. This Font
What is this font? Britney's the Terminator now? She's not a girl, not yet a TX-12 grade John Connor assassination machine? No. This is not a Britney font. I think someone got this mixed up with a Linkin Park video. From 1998.
9. This Sauna
One bench in the whole sauna? No. Britney is rich. Her sauna has so many places to sit and lie down you would think you were in a furniture store. A furniture store dedicated to sauna furniture. She can barely fit her body on that bench. This is clearly a poor person's sauna who can't afford the luxury of a wide selection of places to lounge naked all day.
8. This Stove
Is a sink. I'm totally willing (maybe not totally, but kind of willing) to accept the idea of personal life Britney being a fully capable mother and lover who dotes on her loved ones when the cameras are off, even slaving over a hot stove to cook them a nutritious breakfast. The problem is slave all you want over a hot sink, those eggs will be inedible.
7. This Egg
I don't care how much money you have. Eggs are eggs. They are the great equalizer. Money can't buy love, and it can't buy eggs that look like this. Because they don't exist. Unless you're Wylie Dufresne.
6. This Office's Dance Policy
It's highly doubtful that Britney will ever work in an office. But, Preston and Jayden have to eat. If in the off chance she did have to take a clerical job to help pay her Jacuzzi bills, I'm sure she would be very carefully watched by upper management, who would feel that they'd taken a risk by putting such a workplace distraction as an international pop star on the payroll. Besides, even if she wasn't Britney Spears, one of the main rules every office explains to their new employees during orientation is NO SYNCHRONISED DANCING ON COMPANY TIME.
5. This Guy
Would be fired. This is a place of business! Dress up like a Ghostbusters Hobo on your own time, Cobrasnake.
4. This Guy
OK, this is actually a goof. Like a continuity goof. You see, in the wide shot he has already turned around to see what is happening at the photocopier, but when it cuts to the close up of Britney leaning on the man's back, the coffee machine guy is still turned around. Man, real goofs are BORING.
3. This Use Of Tobacco
It is no longer legal to smoke in bars in New York or California. It's not impossible that this could be a bar in Phoenix or something, but let's be honest, it's not a bar in Phoenix (also, Arizona has a statewide smoking ban). And what is that guy doing with a cigar? Pretending to be your umarried uncle who no one really likes? That guy's not a chicken, he's a turkey.
2. The Missing Cherry
One of the cherries is missing on this plate. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but imagine that you were running a restaurant and you served a plate of maraschino cherries as a main course, but one of the cherries was missing? Do you think your customers would be happy? Well, they might already be a little upset over the fact that your menu consisted mostly of garnishes, but also NO, they would not be happy. Maybe those chefs should be a little more concerned with the presentation of their dishes, not to mention the health violations involved in a couple having physical relations on the countertops.
1. This Car
Cars cannot drive themselves. Not even Rolls Royce Phantoms. Although, to be fair, if there was a Rolls Royce Phantom that could drive itself, Britney would totally own one. But she wouldn't be the driver. So, let's just agree that there's a goof somewhere in here.
kayla said:
9 minutes ago
funny! i love the part about the stove being a sink XD