Britney Spears

    By Adam

    The Year in BS

    Posted under Blog, Britney BS, Featured on December 21, 2009

    There were more then 13,000 stories written about Britney in 2009.  We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous.  Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities. 

    Without further ado, we present the TOP     75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year:

    1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar



    2.    Ex Manager Says Britney's Not Ready  


     
    3.     Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching
    4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her



    5.    Britney thinks her dad is drugging her



    6.     BritneySpears holed up in Perth hotel after concert shame
     

    7.    Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin



    8.    Britney's comeback tour faces low ticket sales


    9.    Beau says no to Britney's proposal


    10. Topless Gimme More Photos



    11.    Britney Spears dating backup dancer Chase Benz


    12.    Britney Spears' choreographers say she isn't ready to tour


    13.    Britney's tour plane is a mess



    14.    Britney Spears is upset about Australian Fans



    15.    Britney's Dad and manager make list of boys for Britney to date


    16.    Britney visits music producer Dallas Austin
     


    17.    Britney Spears Dislikes Australia



    18. Britney Spears had emotional breakdown in Australia



    19.    Britney requested stripper pole in Irish hotel suite


    20.    Britney's boys trash hotel room
     


    21.    List of Britney's psuedonyms
     


    22.    Britney Spears' new dark hair signifies struggles



    23. Britney Spears stages fake audition to try to pick up male model
     


    24.     Britney Spears' Candies Ads Over-Photoshopped (see the before and after proof here)



    25. Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film 


    26.    Britney Spears wants to become a baptist minister



    27.    Britney and Kevin caught in bed!



    28.    Britney engaged to land developer John Sundahl
     


    29.    Ryan Seacrest Says Britney is Pregnant with third baby



    30. Britney Spears planning X-rated London parties
     


    31.    Britney's sons banned from seeing Circus



    32.    Britney Spears fires assistant Brett



    33.    Britney to record posthumous duet with Michael Jackson



    34.    Rumored Britney Demo: Candy from a Stranger



    35.    Britney's Hotel Room Demands



    36.    Britney Spears uses aluminum foil for perfect pout



    37.    Madonna to perform with Britney Spears in New York



    38.    Britney and Manager Larry Rudolph On the Rocks



    39.    Britney Spears Spent $350,000 on her figure



    40.    Britney Spears ft Lil Wayne- Bad Girl Demo



    41.    Britney threatens to cancel tour



    42.    Britney Spears to appear in 'Sex and the City' sequel



    43.    Britney Endorsing Lingerie Line



    44.    Britney refuses to take sons to Russia after death threats


    45.    Britney Spears fires three dancers


    46.    Britney Spears buys hyperbaric chamber



    47.    Through the Storm: The Movie



    48.    Britney to perform on 'American Idol'




    49.    Madonna planning high energy routine for Britney's tour



    50.    Britney hooks up with backup dancer 'Gio'


    51.    Britney Spears to perform at Coachella?


    52.    Britney Taping Las Vegas Special


    53.    Britney Spears ordered to read the Bible daily 


    54.    Britney Spears converting to Judaism


    55.    Britney requests stripper pole for hotel room, loves pole dancing

    56. Britney's biography increases squirrel meat sales



    57.    Britney Spears addicted to flower therapy



    58. Rumored Britney Demo: Feet on the Ground



    59.    Britney Spears dreams of opening a bead shop in Venice



    60.    Britney plans to end her tour by renting an entire resort in Thailand


    61.    Britney needed meds and relaxation therapists to tour

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    62.    Britney Spears chooses fame over her children


    63. Britney's Chest Has Vanished



    64.    Britney Spears has panic attacks over tour



    65.    Britney's personal diaries stolen



    66.    Britney Spears Stalking Jason Trawick



    67.    Rumored Britney Demo: Infectious



    68.    Britney Spears' emergency therapy
     

    69.    Britney Spears Addicted to Diet Pills and Red Bull


    70. Britney buys her dad a soul food restaurant

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    71.    Britney Spears planning a baby girl


    72.    Is Britney Spears 'completely out of it'?



    73.    Britney Spears on Breakup Diet


    74.    Rumored Britney Demo: Monster



    75.    Spears Devastated by Fat Comments



    Did we miss anything? What stories should have made the list? Tell us in the comments!

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    33 Comments So Far...

    1. Emily said:
      Dec 21 2009

      A lot of those are HILARIOUS! Especially the squirrel one and her chest vanishing. Isn't there an article every year saying her chest has vanished? It's not the first time I heard of it though.

    1. linda said:
      Dec 21 2009

      fans dont believe that kind of stuff! WE LOVE BRITNEY AND ME SUPPORT HER!! BRITNEY YOU ROCK! A VERY STRONG WOMEN AND MOTHER!

    1. Courtney said:
      Dec 21 2009

      The story about her and Heidi from "The Hills" doing a duet.

    1. Alex said:
      Dec 21 2009

      WOW, its crazy how much things people make up about Britney!

    1. Juan Manuel said:
      Dec 21 2009

      finally something worth reading in this website!
      Good job, this was amazing

    1. Designby12 said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Sorry Brit, I've actually SEEN the "Gimme More" photos myself. They DO exist.

    1. jessys Shameless said:
      Dec 21 2009


      How about Britney hooking up with the papp guy anid secretly. oh and the Britney has passed away rumor. That one was horrible.

    1. Eddie said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Why are people trying to make her look like a crazy person? Ignorance.

    1. Bill Kelly said:
      Dec 21 2009

      I actually found a couple almost believable, until I saw its source.
      Its a fun list, I hope you and fun putting it together.
      Merry Christmas and best wilshes for 2010.

    1. Ray said:
      Dec 21 2009

      ibwish she did record in vegas :( imagine a bliue ray circus tour of Brit Brit I would pay a good 75 for that

    1. Nathalie said:
      Dec 21 2009

      It was funny to go all over those crazy things people could have said about Britney! I don't really read these types of junk magazines and certainly don't believe naively what they have to say.

      I am and always have been a Britney fan ever since "Baby one more time" got out and I'm really happy to see her back in the game. I've missed her and hope I'll ever have the chance to see one of her live shows! Keep on Brit', you're doing a great job!

      We love you! Hugs and kisses from the South of France!

    1. Paul said:
      Dec 21 2009

      This is awesome! I can't believe I was stupid enough to fall for some of these bogus stories that came out this year! Britney Spears is above all of this trash! :)

    1. Jen said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Britney, you're awesome, beautiful and an amazing singer and performer and you look like an amazing mom. i can't believe those stories. they made me laugh. you look incredibly happy doing what you're doing and ignoring the press. that takes a lot of confidence and believing in your self which is SO awesome. keep doing what you're doing! Merry Christmas

    1. Angg said:
      Dec 21 2009

      hahaha I love this ..thank God you did this.. Seriously it's ridiculous what people write and even more what people believe...I've rooted for Britney since day one and never stopped...IM SO PROUD BRITNEY SHOWED EVERYONE WHAT SHE IS MADE OF AND THAT NOTHING NOT EVEN OUTRAGEOUS STORIES WOULD STOP HER...YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF POP...KEEP SHINING GIRL!!!! and NEVER LET ANYONE or their bullshit PHASE YOU..much love

    1. Aline said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Britney is dating Jason?

    1. Talisha Chandler said:
      Dec 21 2009

      LOL!! this is hilarious!!! pure comedy!!! wow, people love to start rumors! i can't take this right now! phahaha!! i don't know which one made me laugh the most! sheesh! Brit's sooo strong though!! keep rolling with the skates Britney. lol... love you!!!

    1. Undercover Brother said:
      Dec 21 2009

      You rock Brit!

    1. mvr said:
      Dec 21 2009

      you know I always give it real and I love love love this post. It was funny and very real. thank you

    1. Aurore said:
      Dec 21 2009

      That was great, enjoyed it

    1. idatemonkeys said:
      Dec 21 2009

      haha some nice ones. But no its all about envy. People wanna look like her. Date her. Smell her. Eat her. Be her. And if they cant they make shit up to either fill that empty dream or try and feast' on her spot-light. Sad - sad- . . . But screw them ;) Best of luck to the lady herself!

    1. Erick Lacayo said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Thanks for clearing all of this up! and Breatheheavy creator Jordan is not going to be happy his articles are on here lol :DD

    1. Jonneh said:
      Dec 21 2009

      This just proves how lame the media are, and how the crave gossip so much that they have to create their own just to get a nice little kick.

      Love how Britney can just laugh it off, takes a strong person to do so! :')

      xxx

    1. kramy said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Why is the media so unkind? Would love to get your comments on each scandal! Love ya Britney!

    1. Marc said:
      Dec 21 2009

      You're great, and really beautifull
      i did laugh my ass off of your top rank bs stories
      Hope to cu soon

    1. Murilo Mescollote said:
      Dec 21 2009

      The Circus Starring: Britney Spears come to Brazil - False! :(

    1. mk said:
      Dec 21 2009

      OMG! Great post, thankyou for doing this..Hope everyone reads it!!!!!!!!! Love You Britney!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Nikos said:
      Dec 21 2009

      She's ms "oh my God that Britney is shameless"!!!!!!!!!lolololololololo!!!!!I mean,gosh,how many stupid people r out there!!!All those ridiculous articles about her.........I cannot stop laughing!!!Britney and a Bollywood star!!xd...........the most annoying thing was all that trash talking about australia.anyway,keep going Brit we <3 u
      Nikos,Greece

    1. Britney'sFanForEver said:
      Dec 21 2009

      Well... I Adore Britney ... & ... the media doesn't change my love for Britney ♥

    1. Vicky Spears said:
      Dec 21 2009

      OMGG thank god that 'britney dislikes australia' was not true!!!!!! i cried from excitement i hope britney comes back to australia illl die if she doesnt:(
      but anyway i cant beleve all that BULL SHIT people said about my poor baby girl brit
      stupid idiots thats disgusting how could they say that .ewww to them!!
      I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXOXOOXOXOXO MWAAAAH!

    1. deathbyindie said:
      Dec 21 2009

      I Don't Like this story AT ALL!

      IGNORE the LIES Please!
      Don't Feed Em Please Adam L. & B's Team!

      Britney has no problem dusting her shoulders off and tellin' the HATERS to fall back! You guys should follow Britney's lead!!! lol

      Thanks!

    1. Agus said:
      Dec 21 2009

      I read in the web that Brit did a ridiculous expense of 1700 Euros in paper role of the mark Louis Vuitton. I mean, it is real? I do not believe it. Britney is a so humble and good person, i really dont think if she of her personality to have these so ridiculous expenses!!! Anyhow I love her and admire her for years
      Thanks to the rumors that they marked false I did not have more doubts on these rumors!!! Thank you Britneyspears.com

    1. Godfrey Ivan Borres said:
      Dec 21 2009

      i love you my dear Britney Jean Spears!!!!

    1. Godfrey Ivan Borres said:
      Dec 21 2009

      I believe in britney because I love Britney and she's my hero or my idoL...
      to all media,pls. leave britney aLone...
      I love you britney! I'm here for you as your forever FAN,. mwahh!!